TRUE STORY PROVEN BY X-RAY AND OPERATIVE FINDING

Your guess is as good as mine. What on earth is a granite pestle doing up a person's rectum. In Saiful Bahari's case it took the Police one full month to investigate the allegation before pressing charges. However, in the case below a mere plain X Ray clinch the diagnosis. By the way, the complainant should undergo psychiatric assessment.

Pestle found lodged in rectum of 40-year-old

Borneopostonline

KUCHING: OUCH! That is probably what came off the mouth of a man from Sri Aman who was recently transferred here for treatment after a pestle was found lodged in his rectum.

The 40-something man, who was said to be of unsound mind, arrived at the Sarawak General Hospital from Sri Aman later Sunday evening complaining of rectal pain.

A subsequent X-ray scan showed a granite pestle inside his rectum.

Sources said doctors managed to remove the object with a minor operation on Monday and the patient had since gone back to Sri Aman.

It remained a mystery as to how or when the pestle found its way into the man’s body, but he had definitely gone back home a more relieved man than when he arrived.

In an unrelated incident, police arrested a Bangladeshi man yesterday after a woman lodged a report claiming he had molested her.

The incident happened around 1pm at a commercial centre in Pending while the woman, who is in her early 20s, was taking a break from work inside a shop.

She alleged that the suspect, who is known to her, suddenly hugged her from behind and caressed her breast before kissing and biting her cheek.

The woman immediate-ly screamed for help prompting a friend nearby to come to her rescue and chase away the suspect.

The suspect has been detained to facilitate investigation.